Comments on Half-Fast - half witted at best.: 9 Lousy Seconds

When I first read "9 Lousy Seconds", I thought to ...

2009-09-02T10:24:14.303-06:00

When I first read "9 Lousy Seconds", I thought to myself, "O, this post is gonna be about Vanilla's married life." And it is. But just not in the sense I thought it would be.

I should have known you could never last 9 seconds.

But ... in your defense ... what man can? We're not machines!

Congratulations to Candis.

congrats on the pr, but i gotta ask...what's with ...

2009-09-01T13:55:43.091-06:00

congrats on the pr, but i gotta ask...what's with dissin' the Dale's Pale Ale? You'd rather have a crappy macro-brew???

So nice to know I'm not the only resentful person ...

2009-09-01T07:13:50.408-06:00

So nice to know I'm not the only resentful person in a running couple.

check your cargo shorts - maybe your wife put weig...

2009-08-31T19:31:22.989-06:00

check your cargo shorts - maybe your wife put weights in the pockets.

Congrats to Candis! YAY!!!!!!!

2009-08-31T17:59:23.349-06:00

Congrats to Candis! YAY!!!!!!!

Nice work guys and by guys I mean Candis. Good to...

2009-08-31T15:51:23.633-06:00

Nice work guys and by guys I mean Candis.

Good to see the both of you.

you should wear bleacher shorty shorts, then peopl...

2009-08-31T15:19:51.767-06:00

you should wear bleacher shorty shorts, then people would want the long shorts back ;)

You would have PR'd if you'd worn your cargo short...

2009-08-31T14:48:15.551-06:00

You would have PR'd if you'd worn your cargo shorts. That will never get old with me.

that Candis... she is awesome :)

2009-08-31T14:18:58.219-06:00

that Candis... she is awesome :)

Congrats, Candis! And Ian, if you had for Christ'...

2009-08-31T13:16:25.406-06:00

Congrats, Candis!

And Ian, if you had for Christ's sake just gotten rid of those cargo shorts you'd have beat her for sure.

You forgive bad beer? I don't think you're English...

2009-08-31T13:01:52.316-06:00

You forgive bad beer? I don't think you're English after all.

congrats to candis!

2009-08-31T12:52:16.631-06:00

congrats to candis!

Congrats to Candis. Dale's Pale Ale confuses me, b...

2009-08-31T12:43:13.991-06:00

Congrats to Candis.
Dale's Pale Ale confuses me, because I thought the whole premise was the can...I see it on tap here all the time.

great job Candis, well done on a new PR and crushi...

2009-08-31T12:38:24.865-06:00

great job Candis, well done on a new PR and crushing your husband. perhaps we should be reading about your training!

Good for Candis! Shirts win!

2009-08-31T12:28:46.051-06:00

Good for Candis! Shirts win!

real gloating won't begin until I'm faster than Ia...

2009-08-31T12:27:54.109-06:00

real gloating won't begin until I'm faster than Ian... then i'll just smile and NEVER bring it up. It'll be about a year.

Wow, chicked by your own wife. For shame! You have...

2009-08-31T12:12:34.416-06:00

Wow, chicked by your own wife. For shame! You have some serious training to do.

So what is the ignominious punishment you must now...

2009-08-31T11:12:19.823-06:00

So what is the ignominious punishment you must now endure? Or is the shame and humiliation from her post o' gloating enough?

At least you still have a super secret running streak to fall back on... :)

Candis owned you... ha ha ha. :) I'm sorry that yo...

2009-08-31T10:45:21.198-06:00

Candis owned you... ha ha ha. :) I'm sorry that you still haven't gotten your pr, but one day, i believe perhaps you will!

I don't know who Dale is, but I will avoid his Pal...

2009-08-31T10:05:54.914-06:00

I don't know who Dale is, but I will avoid his Pale Ale. Women are sneaky and conniving. I have no doubt that the last couple of months have gone exactly how Candis planned them,