tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post8858468953929413269..comments2008-05-07T10:11:55.715-06:00Vanillahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15875001377964050508halffastvanilla@gmail.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-5000170368048622102008-05-07T10:11:00.000-06:002008-05-07T10:11:00.000-06:002008-05-07T10:11:00.000-06:00I just found your blog--love the pickup lines! I'll have to break some of these out at my next race :)Hoophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11632578165618425880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-84812824463671497572008-05-02T14:07:00.000-06:002008-05-02T14:07:00.000-06:002008-05-02T14:07:00.000-06:00Just found your blog. Thanks for the laughs!AKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09061389563983335171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-75326453971602773932008-05-01T12:21:00.000-06:002008-05-01T12:21:00.000-06:002008-05-01T12:21:00.000-06:00This was great. I am married but may still have to try them. My wife has started running and I will try them on her. <BR/>One more for the finish line:<BR/>"When you passed me I felt like running faster but following you from behind was inspiration enough. Thank you" There are several scenarios from here. If a slap is not issued then passing some digits on and/or walking away can work. Others are a little more risky. <BR/><BR/>And the running through the mind line is just cheesy.Duffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04666618794867739776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-62304109154525568842008-05-01T09:15:00.000-06:002008-05-01T09:15:00.000-06:002008-05-01T09:15:00.000-06:00Hey POM I'll run right next to you wearing that same shirt...surely we'll pick someone up.<BR/><BR/>Or we can just hope they resort to awesome lines like there are two ways to reach your target heart rate, you can run or I can take my shirt off.<BR/><BR/>HAHA great post.Jesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04319493454447862771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-10105423293184362022008-04-30T15:34:00.000-06:002008-04-30T15:34:00.000-06:002008-04-30T15:34:00.000-06:00These were too funny!!Vivhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01275505112098052230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-40810339852107502282008-04-29T12:37:00.000-06:002008-04-29T12:37:00.000-06:002008-04-29T12:37:00.000-06:00great post. Go on like this!Marcushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05693429231318759535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-20848209867350076022008-04-28T14:58:00.000-06:002008-04-28T14:58:00.000-06:002008-04-28T14:58:00.000-06:00I just thought of this one "Wow, you're all sweaty, wanna share a shower?"<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the laugh and the lines, thankfully I don't need them. I'm happily married.Dawn - Pink Chickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09627072932001752189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-62057784026739841962008-04-28T08:48:00.000-06:002008-04-28T08:48:00.000-06:002008-04-28T08:48:00.000-06:00Kootz, I am really curious what people said in their voicemails! When I saw the guys running, they were kind of cute but I was like... what the heck would I say if I called them? Maybe that's where some of these pick up lines would have come in handy.Laurahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17100746061554733157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-74262382776503945032008-04-28T06:14:00.000-06:002008-04-28T06:14:00.000-06:002008-04-28T06:14:00.000-06:00hahaha<BR/><BR/>i wrote my phone number on my back and ran boston. got some interesting calls and a sun-tan of my number on my back in case i forget what it is.Kootzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16132026802248546859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-78607668087050287962008-04-27T09:05:00.000-06:002008-04-27T09:05:00.000-06:002008-04-27T09:05:00.000-06:00Jess, I saw at least two guys running the Boston Marathon who had on shirts that said some variation of "I'm single" on the front and had their phone numbers on the back.<BR/><BR/>And to everyone - don't laugh about all of these. I have used the "so do you run here often?" one quite seriously :)Laurahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17100746061554733157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-56387141174486722252008-04-27T06:49:00.000-06:002008-04-27T06:49:00.000-06:002008-04-27T06:49:00.000-06:00OMG....those are hysterical. I have an embroidery business....I might put some of those on shirts!<BR/><BR/>The Laminator had a post where he called being passed by a woman while running as being "chicked"...I am loving that one too!KimsRunninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12024491497019669070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-25227271678818058782008-04-25T12:20:00.000-06:002008-04-25T12:20:00.000-06:002008-04-25T12:20:00.000-06:003 minutes on Half-Fast's blog is rarely ever a waste of time. I needed and appreciate the laugh. My favourite (not the PU Line but the Response):<BR/><BR/>Pick-Up Line: I’d like to see YOUR “Bodyglide.”<BR/>Response: “Are you working on a blog post?”<BR/>Crap. Busted. The rest of these pick-up lines haven’t been properly tested because my wife is on to me. Use them at your own risk and discretion. (Half-Fast not responsible for the black eye you or your ego are sure to receive while performing these lines.)Shilingi-Mojahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07251531486621495599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-46459879553123610982008-04-25T11:26:00.000-06:002008-04-25T11:26:00.000-06:002008-04-25T11:26:00.000-06:00Danny, welcome to Half-Fast.<BR/><BR/>Ali, that might work well for women, but I don't suspect that it would end well for a guy. In fact, I think it's pretty much an invitation to get punched in the balls.Vanillahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15875001377964050508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-59168461698563847382008-04-25T11:07:00.000-06:002008-04-25T11:07:00.000-06:002008-04-25T11:07:00.000-06:00hahaha, LOL, thanks for the laughs...too funny!!!<BR/><BR/>;^)Lily on the Roadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02275939535831908513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-82804020728464449252008-04-25T11:01:00.000-06:002008-04-25T11:01:00.000-06:002008-04-25T11:01:00.000-06:00fantastic post! (first time here!)Dannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06003688052500527835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-32436039195033938682008-04-25T09:53:00.000-06:002008-04-25T09:53:00.000-06:002008-04-25T09:53:00.000-06:00Possible pick-up line: My running group was focusing on form the other day during our speed work session. As I ran past the guys, I yelled, "Is my chest out?" <BR/><BR/>I'm not sure it counts as a pick-up line, since it's not particularly sexy pointing out my running bra-enhanced flat chest. But it did get a laugh ...Reluctant Runnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05029317062823813338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-58090857606945280562008-04-25T06:16:00.000-06:002008-04-25T06:16:00.000-06:002008-04-25T06:16:00.000-06:00"Do you believe in love at first sight...?" That's awesome. Humor and a laugh is never completely useless. Thanks!!Norahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09859553890818349359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-44929251171419915682008-04-24T20:49:00.000-06:002008-04-24T20:49:00.000-06:002008-04-24T20:49:00.000-06:00***reality update***<BR/><BR/>Ian skipped his 8 mile run today to play Wii!<BR/><BR/>Nitmos, I expect you to have a field day with this...Candishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15692045298371535214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-12746044890899540812008-04-24T20:10:00.000-06:002008-04-24T20:10:00.000-06:002008-04-24T20:10:00.000-06:00Some good ideas here. So, if I try one at my next race, I will let you kno how it works. <BR/><BR/>Or I can just have a t-shirt made that says "i'm single. ask me out."P.O.M.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16410533843419723414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-4834727061626409612008-04-24T18:51:00.000-06:002008-04-24T18:51:00.000-06:002008-04-24T18:51:00.000-06:00Man if I wasn't married it would be ON! But wait, that would look bad right? A chick trying to use pick up lines on a dude. Gaawwwd I've been out of the dating game for so long LOLMarcyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14148093449696230770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-39956572948380381752008-04-24T16:59:00.000-06:002008-04-24T16:59:00.000-06:002008-04-24T16:59:00.000-06:001. thank you for the laughs<BR/>2. I agree with srod, I'm so glad I'm married and don't have to put up with lines like that. :)Amandahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13995696358152941044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-74673611672008728372008-04-24T16:46:00.000-06:002008-04-24T16:46:00.000-06:002008-04-24T16:46:00.000-06:00I'm so happy I'm married because 1. I don't have to use pick-up lines and 2. if I wasn't I might actually be tempted to use one of these for the pure hilarity of it (no one would turn you down if you had the balls to use one of these gems).sRodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02970952645043027136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-68607104041661497682008-04-24T15:13:00.000-06:002008-04-24T15:13:00.000-06:002008-04-24T15:13:00.000-06:00Pick-Up Line: There are 2 ways to reach your target heart rate: you can run or I can take off my shirt.<BR/><BR/>Seriously. I would go out to dinner with him.<BR/><BR/>It made me laugh.vermeulenbloghttp://vermeulenblog.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-83759778309747170142008-04-24T14:51:00.000-06:002008-04-24T14:51:00.000-06:002008-04-24T14:51:00.000-06:00Perhaps you could just take a shortcut for your Strip 5K and run a 5K <A HREF="http://www.queencitytiming.com/race_pages/Takeprideinyourhide.htm" REL="nofollow">naked.</A>runatthemouthhttp://runatthemouth.livejournal.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5468885075741803050.post-26677734680935453582008-04-24T13:26:00.000-06:002008-04-24T13:26:00.000-06:002008-04-24T13:26:00.000-06:00Isn't one of these half-inched from Friends?<BR/><BR/>(see what I did there ;)<BR/><BR/>Monica: Wow! You're really fast!<BR/>Chandler: It bodes well for me that speed impresses you!TriGirl Theahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10743260268103009736noreply@blogger.com