Comments on Half-Fast - half witted at best.: How to Avoid Halloween Candy

You left out a key component of the Exposure Thera...

2009-10-30T19:09:07.046-06:00

You left out a key component of the Exposure Therapy. After eating all the candy you possibly can eat, then you have to go to the track and run mile intervals at 30 seconds per mile faster than 10K pace.

That will cure you.

ok. i feel like schmuck. saturday will be my 2 yea...

2009-10-28T07:04:54.257-06:00

ok. i feel like schmuck. saturday will be my 2 year anniversary of NO CANDY. yep. first 2 weeks were horrible, because as an RN i LOVED me some dark chocolate...daily...but then stopped. my 16 year old son and i go round and round about the chips in my mint chocolate chip icecream... but that's ok, right? right?
fun post. again. good thing your wife's name isn't Beer.

Is it wrong that at Halloween I am secretly glad m...

2009-10-27T23:24:54.479-06:00

Is it wrong that at Halloween I am secretly glad my daughter is allergic to nuts and thus we must siphon off *EVERY* piece of candy with even a hint of a nut in it? "ooh no honey, that's a peanut one (plain M&Ms), better hand it to mommy..." and in my experience, the Exposure Therapy does NOT work. At all. At all, all. Nope.

No therapy can get me to not eat candy. NO THERAP...

2009-10-27T22:44:51.847-06:00

No therapy can get me to not eat candy. NO THERAPY at all. I'm sick. So sick.

why would anyone want to avoid candy? its like av...

2009-10-27T20:49:33.447-06:00

why would anyone want to avoid candy? its like avoiding sleeping ... or bathing.

There are candy bars made with bacon bits embedded...

2009-10-27T19:35:40.518-06:00

There are candy bars made with bacon bits embedded. Everything goes with bacon.

AHHH! You should have warned me about "that" pict...

2009-10-27T15:48:40.346-06:00

AHHH! You should have warned me about "that" picture of the...person who ate too much candy. It was SCARY, beyond Halloween scary!
This post made me laugh out loud but I still have a desire to eat candy. Those little mallow pumpkins, yummy!

I'm still trying to figure out what bacon doesn't ...

2009-10-27T15:31:52.620-06:00

I'm still trying to figure out what bacon doesn't go with and trust me, so far it has been a dry well.

Germaphobe Therapy will be my method of choice as ...

2009-10-27T14:31:30.911-06:00

Germaphobe Therapy will be my method of choice as the rest either do not sound appealing at all or I lack a partner. ;)

who said bacon doesnt go with candy? have you neve...

2009-10-27T13:52:03.518-06:00

who said bacon doesnt go with candy? have you never had a reeses peanut butter cup with bacon?

me either. but how do two rights make a wrong?

Not surprising, but I disagree. I like the combo o...

2009-10-27T12:09:59.467-06:00

Not surprising, but I disagree. I like the combo of salty and sweet, and have you ever had candied bacon?

And chocolate and beer go together just fine with the proper pairing. Perhaps you're just drinking the wrong beer or eating the wrong candy. Beer and candy works! (But Scotch and candy works better.)

I'm going to try the Exposure Therapy right now. ...

2009-10-27T11:51:30.849-06:00

I'm going to try the Exposure Therapy right now. I can't wait to puke! then I'll try the Bacon Therapy. when in Rome.

you obviously have never tried chocolate-dipped ba...

2009-10-27T11:43:27.041-06:00

you obviously have never tried chocolate-dipped bacon. It's sweeping the nation, you know.

You are wrong about the bacon and beer. They go w...

2009-10-27T11:13:01.469-06:00

You are wrong about the bacon and beer. They go with EVERYTHING.

Wait a second. Candy is bad for you?

2009-10-27T11:04:31.115-06:00

Wait a second. Candy is bad for you?

Baby, I am your therapy ;) o, and you made me wan...

2009-10-27T10:41:03.009-06:00

Baby, I am your therapy ;)

o, and you made me want to go add candy corn to the grocery list.

Candy corn? gag I'm going with the beer therap...

2009-10-27T10:21:20.359-06:00

Candy corn? *gag*

I'm going with the beer therapy. Got me through college, too.

Mr. Half-Fast, thanks for taking my call. Is ther...

2009-10-27T09:30:25.077-06:00

Mr. Half-Fast, thanks for taking my call. Is there some strange behind-the-scenes allusion to your spouse being named "Candis"? I'll hang up and let you comment. ;)

Comments on Half-Fast - half witted at best.: How to Avoid Halloween Candy

You left out a key component of the Exposure Thera...

ok. i feel like schmuck. saturday will be my 2 yea...

Is it wrong that at Halloween I am secretly glad m...

No therapy can get me to not eat candy. NO THERAP...

why would anyone want to avoid candy? its like av...

There are candy bars made with bacon bits embedded...

AHHH! You should have warned me about "that" pict...

I'm still trying to figure out what bacon doesn't ...

Germaphobe Therapy will be my method of choice as ...

who said bacon doesnt go with candy? have you neve...

Not surprising, but I disagree. I like the combo o...

I'm going to try the Exposure Therapy right now. ...

you obviously have never tried chocolate-dipped ba...

You are wrong about the bacon and beer. They go w...

Wait a second. Candy is bad for you?

Baby, I am your therapy ;) o, and you made me wan...

Candy corn? *gag* I'm going with the beer therap...

Mr. Half-Fast, thanks for taking my call. Is ther...

Candy corn? gag I'm going with the beer therap...