Comments on Half-Fast - half witted at best.: Last Minute Halloween Costumes for Runners

I only do costumes I can make into "slutty _____"....

2009-11-04T19:49:37.137-07:00

I only do costumes I can make into "slutty _____".

Hilarious. While we do not have a gorilla costume ...

2009-11-04T12:05:28.076-07:00

Hilarious. While we do not have a gorilla costume laying around the house, we DO have a cow costume (my spouse, don't ask). Last year he was the Chik-Fil-A cow.

I love how the sportscar creeps up behind Gorilla Ice in the parking lot; one attention-seeking showoff butting into another's glory. Priceless.

I went as Flo the Progressive Insurance girl....to...

2009-11-03T09:39:41.739-07:00

I went as Flo the Progressive Insurance girl....too mcuh fun, but maybe next yr....a RUNNER! I thought this yrs costume was the most comfortable. Wearing my running gear will be even MORE comfortable.

But I don't have any cargo shorts...Sorry, has eve...

2009-11-02T13:58:24.585-07:00

But I don't have any cargo shorts...Sorry, has everyone already beat that one to death?

What a great excuse to poop myself in public. Than...

2009-10-30T20:33:11.504-06:00

What a great excuse to poop myself in public. Thanks for the suggestion.

would you go as the runner who didn't catch his wi...

2009-10-30T18:41:55.492-06:00

would you go as the runner who didn't catch his wife at a skirt chaser 5K?

I was going to dress up as an "Elite Runner". Wear...

2009-10-30T17:39:14.158-06:00

I was going to dress up as an "Elite Runner". Wear a bib with the #1 on it and tape around my waist as if I'm breaking it. I figured I could also do some other old stereotypes like the head and wrist sweatbands, short shorts, and knee high stripe socks. I love your idea of timing every mundane thing. Hilarious!

Oh gawd...I was just getting over your candy post ...

2009-10-30T15:47:53.444-06:00

Oh gawd...I was just getting over your candy post and now this, too too funny. Thanks for the acting tips too. I can't wait to be an obsessive, show off, attention seeking runner...wait, that's what I am every day. There goes that idea.

Sadly, this costume played out at my office. Two r...

2009-10-30T12:18:54.062-06:00

Sadly, this costume played out at my office. Two running coworkers dressed as runners. One was a little more creative and dressed as our boss, who is also a runner. I dressed like you.

You could wear your marathon space blanket as a ca...

2009-10-30T11:44:17.128-06:00

You could wear your marathon space blanket as a cape!

Gorilla Ice huh??? How did we manage to live befo...

2009-10-30T11:25:28.245-06:00

Gorilla Ice huh??? How did we manage to live before the internet!

Some might say you've been masquerading as a runne...

2009-10-30T10:53:57.966-06:00

Some might say you've been masquerading as a runner all along. (rimshot)

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.

Perfect, my D tag is still on my running shoes fro...

2009-10-30T10:49:40.873-06:00

Perfect, my D tag is still on my running shoes from the race 2 weeks ago!

O, guess that means I haven't used them since then.

Ad some road rash and an old tech shirt with shoe ...

2009-10-30T10:41:26.387-06:00

Ad some road rash and an old tech shirt with shoe prints on it...here's a great site to do road rash..takes five minutes. http://www.instructables.com/id/ELY4RZ3RAJEQHOA8LZ/

Ok so I'm being a Zombie Runner but seriously... s...

2009-10-30T10:16:30.855-06:00

Ok so I'm being a Zombie Runner but seriously... some of the other details you've mentioned here makes me wish I were actually attending a Halloween Party so I could be an obnoxious runner! :) LMAO! Great post! Happy Halloween!!!

I went as a runner to a costume party last Decembe...

2009-10-30T10:01:38.561-06:00

I went as a runner to a costume party last December. Wore all my marathon swag. It was awesome.

Happy Halloween.