Comments on Half-Fast - half witted at best.: The Denver Half Approaches

Unprepared? So you may have been...but at least yo...

2009-10-27T23:32:27.459-06:00

Unprepared? So you may have been...but at least you didn't have a broken foot and waste your ENTIRE entry fee. Plus, there is the awful humiliation of having to go pick up your race packet (i.e. the t-shirt that now cost me $100) in the hideous ortho Boot and the sad realization that you are NOT going to be part of the race day excitement.

Unprepared sounds more fun.

Enjoy the race. But is it really a "race" if yo...

2009-10-14T12:27:31.921-06:00

Enjoy the race.

But is it really a "race" if you don't nearly puke or shit yourself? You could do #2 quite a bit what with all the room in those cargo short pockets.

There will probably be 3 feet of snow on the cours...

2009-10-14T06:13:25.498-06:00

There will probably be 3 feet of snow on the course anyway, so you can always blame the weather for a course PW.

Thank you for sacrificing a PR so that I might get...

2009-10-13T16:45:38.483-06:00

Thank you for sacrificing a PR so that I might get one. I like the yin and yang of our races.
But I hope you get a happy ending even if you don't get a happy ending.

I always strive to be 'that guy' - the guy that hi...

2009-10-13T15:49:39.569-06:00

I always strive to be 'that guy' - the guy that high fives the kids, that thanks all the volunteers, that chats with passers by etc. I don't know that I've been successful yet. I always look and sound like I'm dying. Good luck in being THAT GUY this weekend.

I wish you luck like I had with my marathon this p...

2009-10-13T14:45:55.156-06:00

I wish you luck like I had with my marathon this past weekend :)

Sandbagger. So during your hiatus, you went exi...

2009-10-13T14:34:11.400-06:00

Sandbagger.

So during your hiatus, you went existential, huh?

yeah... you totally lost me after the mention of a...

2009-10-13T14:01:13.654-06:00

yeah... you totally lost me after the mention of a happy ending.

what now?

Happy Ending at home, as in the beer, Happy Ending...

2009-10-13T13:58:23.800-06:00

Happy Ending at home, as in the beer, Happy Ending?

I just ran a 15K for fun and had no time goal in m...

2009-10-13T13:09:09.532-06:00

I just ran a 15K for fun and had no time goal in mind other than to finish the race. Somehow all the stars aligned though and I managed to get a PR by over 2 minutes! I will never know how that happened but it was quite the miracle.

Don't lie, your goal is to beat Candis. Because l...

2009-10-13T12:53:23.520-06:00

Don't lie, your goal is to beat Candis. Because let's be honest, she probably has a real shot this race.

If you don't have a happy ending at the race maybe...

2009-10-13T12:50:08.027-06:00

If you don't have a happy ending at the race maybe you will get one later at home?

At least you're supposed to have good weather. That's what Kathy Sabine said at least. Better not be one of her lies.

You should wear those sweet cargo shorts again!

2009-10-13T12:49:58.628-06:00

You should wear those sweet cargo shorts again!

with any luck you will forget to hit start on your...

2009-10-13T12:46:03.137-06:00

with any luck you will forget to hit start on your watch and have absolutely no idea how long you are taking to enjoy yourself!

Way to keep everyone's expectations low...

2009-10-13T11:25:53.762-06:00

Way to keep everyone's expectations low...