Comments on Half-Fast - half witted at best.: Running With Celebrities

Easy there Daniel. If you spend any time on this ...

2007-08-28T14:31:00.000-06:00

Easy there Daniel. If you spend any time on this site at all you’ll notice that pretty much everything here is written with a tongue-in-cheek approach. I’m thrilled that these “celebrities” are doing something nice for a charity. Seriously that’s great. I don’t think that I crapped on anyone in that post. All I did was question whether or not everyone on that list is truly a “celebrity.” If one of them read this and was offended by it, they have my sincere apology as that was not my intent. I don’t think that the average joe would recognize even half of the people on that list if they saw them walking down the street.

What’s sad is that someone was actually offended by this post. I’m sure that I could Google each of those names and find much harsher critiques of those people than what I’ve written here. If anyone has a problem with the content of this site they are welcome to e-mail me.

You know what's even more unintentionally funny? ...

2007-08-28T13:40:00.000-06:00

You know what's even more unintentionally funny? When someone actually works hard and sacrifices to be good enough at their sport or profession that someone asks them to take part in a charity event and then have some dick with a blog complain how lame they are for not being "celeb" enough. But hey, you've got blog "fans" (note how I quoted "fans" much like you quoted "celebreties") to please, right?

What's sad is that this blog of yours has made it to some of the "celebreties" who aren't in it to be "celebreties" but to donate time to a charity. Way to crap on people, hot shot.

I do hope your wife reads this. I'm sure she'll be proud.

Daniel

KdoubleA - if I ran with Woody Paige I'd be force ...

2007-08-24T10:27:00.000-06:00

KdoubleA - if I ran with Woody Paige I'd be force to trip him up just to shut him up. I can't stand him.

Yeah, I saw that special on Romo, he has a giant plastic briefcase of pills and supplements that he takes daily. Got to be something in there that could help me.

Make a request to run with Woody Paige. He's a De...

2007-08-24T08:13:00.000-06:00

Make a request to run with Woody Paige. He's a Denver celebrity. If that doesn't work out, you could pick Romanowski, and you could ask him if he "knows anybody" because you're looking to "get a little edge...." on your competition. You ever see that ESPN special on him and how many pills he takes per day? They can't all be legal.

honey, you can run with her if I can run with Matt...

2007-08-23T19:15:00.000-06:00

honey, you can run with her if I can run with Matthew McConaughey.

I love that you have a tag called, "posts I hope m...

2007-08-23T10:24:00.000-06:00

I love that you have a tag called, "posts I hope my wife doesn't read."

OK, so I'm not straight as an arrow and thus must ...

2007-08-23T09:12:00.000-06:00

OK, so I'm not straight as an arrow and thus must vote for Roller Derby Chick. Even though I couldn't see a picture I'm assuming there must be a least a certain rugged butch charm in order to be a Roller Derby Celebrity. Plus as NoraBarnacle said she'd be quite adept at clearing out anyone who gets in the way...

Oh wait, I'm not running in the Denver Marathon. We're talking about You. Then yeah, gotta go with Miss Colorado!

Dude, I can see where you're coming from. But real...

2007-08-23T03:57:00.000-06:00

Dude, I can see where you're coming from. But really, go with the roller derby chick. I'm sure she'll clear the way for you. Argh! Wham! And it'll be the fastest two miles of your life...oh my god, please let no one see me, oh my god, please let no one see me...

You are a NUT! Your wife must just roll her eyes c...

2007-08-22T19:05:00.000-06:00

You are a NUT! Your wife must just roll her eyes constantly!

I agree with Pat, it will only be good if she runs...

2007-08-22T17:32:00.000-06:00

I agree with Pat, it will only be good if she runs in a bikini. Maybe one of her hooters will flop out :P

Encourage the Denver Marathon officials to look at...

2007-08-22T15:37:00.000-06:00

Encourage the Denver Marathon officials to look at some us running bloggers as celebs. We could nominate some characters.

Wonder if they've given any thought to also including the Miss Colorados from 2000 - 2006?

No Allen Iverson, oh wait, I forgot he doesn't pra...

2007-08-22T12:41:00.000-06:00

No Allen Iverson, oh wait, I forgot he doesn't practice.

I'm straight as an arrow, but I can't argue with y...

2007-08-22T12:11:00.000-06:00

I'm straight as an arrow, but I can't argue with you...she's a smokin' hottie.

Oh, and I'd pay NOT to run with one of those roller derby girls. They washed my car, and that's enough for me!

I'll donate $1. Let me know if you win. Can you re...

2007-08-22T12:02:00.000-06:00

I'll donate $1. Let me know if you win. Can you request that she wears a bikini when she runs?

If I could pick any celebrity to run with, I think I would pick Bill Murray. He's funny and he would make me look like a damn good runner.

Well, this kinda looked bad opening up at my work ...

2007-08-22T12:00:00.000-06:00

Well, this kinda looked bad opening up at my work computer. Oh well.

"My girlfriend can beat up your dad?" That was sc...

2007-08-22T10:44:00.000-06:00

"My girlfriend can beat up your dad?" That was scary!!

That is quite the list. There are even less in Iowa, maybe Tom Arnold, if you use the term loosely! :0)