Comments on Half-Fast - half witted at best.: Drinking Induces Exercise

Since when is this news? I've been posting for alm...

2009-09-10T13:19:38.494-06:00

Since when is this news? I've been posting for almost two years about getting wasted and waking up feeling guilty about all the alcohol calories I consumed, so I go for a long run.

Ha, that's great advice! Although I definitely do...

2009-09-04T05:26:19.925-06:00

Ha, that's great advice! Although I definitely don't drink before any long runs to make sure I don't get dehydrated but always enjoy a nice glass of wine the night after a long run - so perfect to just SIT and relax with good company, especially after what you've already accomplished in running! Thanks for sharing!

Ha, that's great advice! Although I definitely do...

2009-09-04T05:26:12.203-06:00

I love it when my vices are justified!! Saw that a...

2009-09-03T13:45:39.766-06:00

I love it when my vices are justified!! Saw that article too, what a hoot!

Are they counting lifting the bottle to the mouth ...

2009-09-03T12:45:52.646-06:00

Are they counting lifting the bottle to the mouth as exercise?

I have to say that I drank more this summer than a...

2009-09-02T23:10:00.758-06:00

I have to say that I drank more this summer than any other time in my life and I feel better about my running more now than any time in my life. It must be true. Beer has carbs, as long as you drink water too there is your glycogen for storage.

Its all about guilt. People tell me that you can ...

2009-09-02T19:41:43.865-06:00

Its all about guilt. People tell me that you can not use guilt as a motivator to run ... but now I see that is all BS. Drink, get drunk, feel guilty, go for a run. YAY!

Consider my binge drinking plans for tomorrow tota...

2009-09-02T19:18:52.133-06:00

Consider my binge drinking plans for tomorrow totally justified. Thanks!

Leave it to the French (see what I did there?)

2009-09-02T18:50:18.902-06:00

Leave it to the French (see what I did there?)

I KNEW there was a reason I drink and run. =) This...

2009-09-02T16:22:11.976-06:00

I KNEW there was a reason I drink and run. =) This is fucking fantastic btw...love it!

I find it amusing this post was sponsored by Willi...

2009-09-02T15:53:32.266-06:00

I find it amusing this post was sponsored by Williamsville Wellness, www.non-drinker.com

I read this... interesting. I don't drink, but us...

2009-09-02T15:30:51.785-06:00

I read this... interesting. I don't drink, but usually drinking=staying up late=bad run.

The heavy drinker puts more time on exercise becau...

2009-09-02T15:12:31.942-06:00

The heavy drinker puts more time on exercise because he needs much more time to complete the same number of miles that the one that does not drink at all.

Can you go wrong with cute kittens holding hard li...

2009-09-02T14:18:16.594-06:00

Can you go wrong with cute kittens holding hard liquor? I think not.

This completely justifies the mimosas consumed dur...

2009-09-02T13:52:56.672-06:00

This completely justifies the mimosas consumed during breakfast AFTER a long run with the track club. :)

A heavy drinker wouldn't have time to find these b...

2009-09-02T13:02:46.554-06:00

A heavy drinker wouldn't have time to find these bonafide studies. He would be too busy with his own lab experiments.

Was there no study debunking this from the Univers...

2009-09-02T12:58:01.690-06:00

Was there no study debunking this from the University of Phoenix?

Love the Google Ad promoting the rehab center and ...

2009-09-02T12:41:00.974-06:00

Love the Google Ad promoting the rehab center and says Stop Drinking Now. Gotta love Google.

Hashers everywhere are squealing with delight.

2009-09-02T12:27:02.901-06:00

Hashers everywhere are squealing with delight.

years later they will look back at this study and ...

2009-09-02T11:57:54.882-06:00

years later they will look back at this study and say "this is the moment that sparked another running revolution...and millions of rehap centers."

hi from a longtime lurker. i see that you only nee...

2009-09-02T11:51:27.221-06:00

hi from a longtime lurker. i see that you only need one more person to play in your fantasy league.

I don't want to take the last spot in case someone else wants to play, but if you still need someone, let me know.

This is the best news I've heard in a long time. I...

2009-09-02T11:44:13.678-06:00

This is the best news I've heard in a long time. I love studies that support my bad habits and even condone them.

Signed up for the fantasy league. Total beginner, ...

2009-09-02T11:32:25.533-06:00

Signed up for the fantasy league. Total beginner, so this should be interesting.

There needs to be a government website that tracks...

2009-09-02T11:19:33.859-06:00

There needs to be a government website that tracks the whereabouts of predatory syllogists.I wouldn't want one for a neighbor.

Did that French guy get paid for this paper? Becau...

2009-09-02T10:39:35.799-06:00

Did that French guy get paid for this paper? Because if he thinks anything fewer than 76 drinks a month is "moderate" drinking, I think it is quite possible he wrote this paper to finance his much-needed liver transplant.

Now THAT above, my friend, is some deductive logic. Makes yours look - pffttt! - inductive in comparison. My logic could drink yours under the table.