Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Pumped Up Kicks

If you’re one of those people who thinks that I don’t post enough to be getting free stuff to review then you might want to go ahead and skip this post.

You see, the kind people at Saucony decided that I’m exactly the kind of person that should be testing and writing about their new Saucony 8mm drop shoes. I was as surprised as you are, probably more so because the last time they sent me shoes I went out of my way to call them ugly (the shoes not the people at Saucony).

When I took my new Saucony Guide 5s out of the box it was love at first sight. Unlike the last pair of Saucony shoes these are not uglier than a batman villain nor do they look like part of Boy Wonder’s costume. How running shoes look is important to me because I’m a very superficial person. I can afford to be superficial about my shoes because I’ve run in so many different types and brands of shoes and have almost never had any problems (*cough*Mizuno sucks!*cough*).

However, since I know that some of you like to pretend that you don’t judge a book by its cover let me tell you about Saucony’s new line of 8mm drop shoes. The line includes the Guide 5, the Triumph 9 and the Hurricane 14, together they form the Justice League; fighting crime wherever it exists. These shoes all have an 8mm heel-to-toe drop as opposed to the more typical 12mm. Basic math eludes me, but my assistant tells me that’s a difference of 4mm or, to put it in perspective, the size of my tiny, banker heart. According to Saucony this difference “puts the runner in a more balanced, comfortable and powerful position without reducing cushioning or stability. Also, runners can more easily adjust their stride to a midfoot strike, aligning the lower body to absorb impact.”

I’ve never been a fan of messing with your stride and foot strike unless you’re seeing frequent overuse injuries, but if you are going to start adjusting your foot strike it’s best to make small, incremental changes. These shoes would be a good starting point for someone who was looking to gradually change their foot strike or make the switch to barefoot running.

The shoes are really comfortable to run in and to sit around and watch football in – they’re a double threat! They’re lighter than my other shoes at 10.2 oz (yes I weighed them). They don’t feel like they’re altering my stride as radically as the Saucony Hattoris did and they’ve made me roughly 25% faster! (Blatant lie!)

Many thanks to Saucony for the free shoes. Your move, Pearl Izumi.

For more on the geometry of these new Saucony shoes check out this video on YouTube.


  1. I'm due for a new pair of shoes... Maybe I should start blogging so I can get some free ones?

  2. Maybe I should stop posting for a while and see if companies start sending me free stuff. Apparently that's how it works. Glad you liked your free shoes.

  3. If it takes free shoes to get you to post funny shit, then I'm all for companies giving you free shoes.

  4. Clearly I'm not up on your hip lingo because I have no idea what Ovaltine means. I know what it is but I have no idea why you keep bringing it up on these posts.

    Given the context I'm guessing that it has something to do with product-whoring.

  5. You know your blog title is that of a song about shooting people up, right?

    Happy holidays!

  6. You've never seen A Christmas Story?? That'll answer all of your questions.

  7. How does it fit compared to Guide 3/4 or Omni 10? Was it the same size or did you go another half size up?

  8. Anon, I haven't tried the Guide or Omni, but I went with the same size that I wear in Asics and Pearl Izumi and it fit the same as both of those brands.


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