Thursday, April 9, 2009

I Have a Secret

No time for a real post today, but I just thought I’d share a secret on why I’ve never suffered a serious running injury. It’s because. . .

. . . I’m not human. I’m actually a machine. A Terminator!



Head on over to the promo site for Terminator: Salvation and you too can be a Terminator and maybe someday if you play your cards right, a Governator. I bet the Governator simulation involves high priced hookers and blow. Awesome.

Hat Tip to Warming Glow for the link.

11 comments:

  1. No time for a post, but time enough to do this? You sound like my kind of procrastinator. See, I do fit the mold of an excellent product whore! :)

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  2. like the time I made myself into a M&M while at work.

    http://www.m-ms.com/us/becomeanmm/

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  3. Snap! I knew it!

    "Warming Glow," sounds like something us ladies would enjoy very much, no?

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  4. you are a retard!

    apparently you have a lot of time :)

    this wasn't better than my post

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  5. This post is the highlight of my week.

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  6. that is frightening yet amazing all at the same time

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  7. Now I understand my banks are failing ;)

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  8. Amazing, truly amazing...the audacity in practice, the poetry of application in motion, the sheer verve speaks volumes to me...Ian, I'm inspired...how do I become a banker?

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  9. ...and one has to wonder why the banking industry is being called out lately. Instead of ensuring deposits are safe and sound, I can only assume that all bankers are exactly like you and apparently spend their days making cartoons and turning in to Terminators. Unfortunately, you guys are terminating my fundage.

    Teasing of course, but notice how I attributed your activities to every banker out there. Here I was comparing you to other humans and, well, you're not human. Irony, or not...

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  10. Well this is rich. People who spend all day reading and commenting on blogs are telling me that I'm wasting time and bringing an industry to it's knees. You all better watch out or I'll have to terminate you.

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  11. It's awesome that the Termification doesn't mess with your hair part.

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